i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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