I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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