Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
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So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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Shame?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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