Will you blow on my dice?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Randomize
