See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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