Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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