I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So drunk its hurt
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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