He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We left the knife in your bed.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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