woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..