This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
worst night to have a conscience
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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