yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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