Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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