How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You were trust falling into bushes
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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