Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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