go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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