I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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