SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
