I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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