Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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