I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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