Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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