Do vagina's smell?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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