yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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