he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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