whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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