it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she looked like the before picture.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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