This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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