do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
