Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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