P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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