Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level