Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.