my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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