She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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