do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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