Nicole vs. Life
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
they need to just BURY HIM!
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Randomize
