What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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