i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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