you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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