this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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