I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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