I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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