: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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