At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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