how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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