It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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