There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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