Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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