Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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