jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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