I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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