we have officially lost it.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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