you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
