is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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