The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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