If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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