It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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