we're blogging at a bar
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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