she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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